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: Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

When somebody says they’ve heard a lot about me

whatshouldbifflescallme:

I’m just like:

When I’m loafing around my apartment on the weekend, and my friend asks if I want to go to the gym

whatshouldwecallme:

when i say paws up

omgtooreal:

as such:

and people do this:

im like:

May 17. 77 Notes.

when someone calls my friends bitches

whatshouldbetchescallme:

May 07. 12 Notes.

When a hot guy asks if the chair next to me is taken

whatshouldbetchescallme:

May 07. 81 Notes.

When someone suggests mimosas

whatshouldbetchescallme:

May 07. 46 Notes.

When someone suggests mimosas

whatshouldbetchescallme:

May 07. 46 Notes.
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